The Most Lutheran Man in the World

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Not the Most Lutheran Man in the World but a Reasonable Facsimile

He felt the spirit move him once.
Once.
His confessions make Satan cry.
His baptismal certificate reads “Dinkelaker is not adiaphora.”
He once punched a puppy for being a pietist.
The Old Adam sued him for entrapment.
He sued Original Sin for copyright infringement.
He brought synodical charges against lasagna for syncretism.
Twitter allows him 1517 characters.
Google Maps include where he stands.
He’s…the Most Lutheran Man in the World.

“Sin boldly, my friends…”

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2 thoughts on “The Most Lutheran Man in the World

  1. I have “doctored” one of these ad images to show the most Lutheran man in the world holding up a Book of Concord and saying, “I don’t always read theology, but when I do, I read the Book of Concord.” But darn if I know a way of uploading it to this post.

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